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God, please watch over Glenn Beck and his dear family. Thank you.
p.s., God, please don't let any of the loons mistake my rantings for Mr. Beck's words.
I was like this long before I heard of him.

09.10.09
Go figure, '...he's a JackAss' 'won' the Nobel Peace Prize
What????

06.10.09
As much as I HATE Michael Moore I hate the arrogance of both Bill O'reilly and Sean Hannity and how day after day they are Wronge more often than they are Almost right.
They both run at the mouth about shit they Know Nothing about. There is Nothing worse than some dumb ass pointing his finger in your face screeming about something you know the truth is other than what they're trying to get you to believe. If either of them got in my face like they do they're guests, I'd drop them where they stand.. Any ways, M. Moore, was just on the Hannity Show and litterally, whiped the floor with Sean 'Know Nothing' Hannity! LOL!
I still can not, for the life of me, figure out what Anyone, other than his wife, sees in him (them)??? huh?

FnCK YOU mr. Apologist
22.09.09
Now this dumb fncking community organizer is at the UN Apologizing for for America, Again. This time to the leadership of the whole world at once. On top of the apology, he has Committed the U.S of A to his "tree hugging" faggitry...
Fnck YOU!

The up side to his addressing the UN is that Now the rest of the world knows what we already know,
Obama is a Joke, I mean ..JackAss! LOL
You don't speak for me, let-alone Apologize for me ..JackAss.
You had the ear of the Whole World and you choose to look like a loony Micheal Moore or Al Gore (?) and show the world How Stupid you are with your "the sky is falling" rhetoric..
Ass.

Wake up mr. president
In you own words, while trying to justify your "surcharge", actually, Your TAX on health insurance, you said "..we're not going to have people carrying your burdens for you"....
no Shit!
You mean like the 3rd, 4th even 6th generation Welfare, MedicAid, Food Stamps, illegitimate kids (too many to count), Housing (free or fudged mortgages that started the recession you have NO clue how to 'fix'), an overwhelmed system in CA because of illegales, on and on! Heed your own words, We are sick of footing the bill for all this shit.
Back Off!
go do some "community organizing" ..JackAss.

Obamacare....
...JackAss, you keep telling us lie after lie. If you can pay for your Nationalized "health care" by "squeezing waste" out of the system, why don't you do that first..
You know,,, Your Fncking job!!!
Prove you can, then we'll talk... Not.
You're like a spoiled teen.. You have chores, pick up your room, make your bed and do the dishes.. You want to go to a party. When asked if you've cleaned your room you say "I'll do it tomorrow"... I say NO, clean it now and when or if you finish we can talk about going to the party.. No deals, you've lie too many times to believe you... Clean the Room... Find this "waste" first... What happens when you can't find it... Oh Well, I'll clean my room this weekend... nope, gone to another party... Fnck You AssHole.

21.09.09
I just saw a young father, Mr. Simons, on MSLSD talking about his disabled toddler son. As heart breaking as it is, How in the world is it the responsibility of everyone else to pay for his choice of "keeping" his son. Yes, there are people who will help, but at a Million Dollars a year, how can you Tell the American People they Must pay for his son and a Million others sad stories just like his and his son.
There is no way "we" can afford this. It's sad, but using stories like this to say how people with "pre-existing" ailments can't get coverage is wrong. Of course they can't. Insurance is just in case something catastrophic happens to you or your family.. Not a free ride. It's INSURANCE Ass!
"Death Panels", Mrs Palin was absolutely Right.
This leads right into my "Obamacare" rant about my mother's care vs. a 4th generation welfare useless $%&#@!
It's sad, but we all have to die of something, sometime.

"............JackAss"
Sept. 2009
Obama almost sounded normal today (eat it up sir, this is the nicest thing I'll ever say about you).
He, Obama said about one of the biggest "white" hating radical blacks out there, Kanye West ".....he's a ..JackAss" after the AssHole took the mic from a wonder young lady and verbally assaulted her on international television.. Ass.

January, 2009
A Socialist, piece of shit Muslim in the WHITEhouse. We're Screwed!

Did you know that welfare crap, receiving "food stamps" get more than twice the amount in 'monies' to spend on food than the average working family has to spend. On Top Of That
If they shop at a "farmers market" type outlet or buy "natural food" the "stamps" are worth DOUBLE! What??? No doubt they what free medical. After all they are used to free housing, food, education, transportation, medical as it is, cable, computers etc.. Why not the same medical that you worked for, too?..

November 06, 2006
Well tomarrow is the big day.
The Democraps are "taking back the House".
I dought it, but to make sure, You, yes you need to get to the polls and Vote REPUBLICAN!

Don't forget to vote YES on proposal #2 (in Michigan) to Ban the use of "Affermative Action" in hireing government employees!

Don't want to be an American Only?
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 Then Get Out Now!

 No hyphenating!



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Wondering about the rise in Racial Tension, both here and abroad?

Well you shouldn't.
The tension is being brought on by the "minorities" themselves. They push and push, insisting on more than they are due and hundreds of times what they've earned.
There is only so much a person or group of people can take before they say "enough is enough" and fight back!
Remember, You're bringing it on yourselves and White Christians have not pushed you. They are only pushing back!
As I've said, even Gays have hunman rights, but that is it. You keep pushing for extra rights and you are eventually going to get pushed back.

Why is it that Liberals think that it's their right to spew what they want and even claim that it is a right, but when a Conservative tries the same, those same Liberals restrict and even prevent their freedom of speach?
Oh, that's right, they are two (or three or 6) faced Liberal, against everything good and for nothing snck asses!


Get Off My President's Back!

I can not believe that the Conservatives and Republicans in this country are not "Trusting" the Great President we all put into office. You trusted him enough to ellect him so let him do his job and trust his judgment. You must Trust him, you voted for him! So did I!!!


New Site:
No Ship for x-President Clinton!


Raise "Minimum Wage"?

Please!
Are you that stupid that you think a rise in minimum wage would do anything for anyone?
Do you not see that if minimum wage is increased, at McDonall's for instance, that the burger and fries you eat, will undoubtedly go up and in turn the rise in minimum wage will mean nothing other than people earning anything, but minimum wage will suffer and the mini-wages will be right back to where they where! So, percent for percent it evens out on Everything! They may even lose buying power (by percents). There will be no benefit to anyone. Everything will go up!
So, Stay in School, learn more, earn more!

Think about it.


Do you love Music?
Well then you've got to "hear" this!!
Norwegian Rock and No cRap, lol...
Check it Out!

Liberals (D) are Obstructionists!


*Microsoft MediaPlayer 10
Have you loaded Microsoft's Mediaplayer 10 yet???
Don't!!!
It sncks worse than previous versions.
This xml crap they are in love with, is unmanageable and the "customization" is not freindly!
You Never "touch" your application.
Just a web page representation of it.

Stick with either DivX  or Ace Media Player

And why bother using xml or any web interface if you are NOT going to be W3c Compliant???


06.10.05: Honor Roll Teen Missing in Aruba


Liberals snck! It's Irrefutable!
(Liberals equal Socialism which equates to Communisim!)
Add it up for yourself.

Mainstream explotation of Gothic Metal:


Liberals detest Chistianity and Morality, but embrace "the church of MTV" and Islam
(specially, the branch that would kill Americans).


Star Gate, "SG1", Rocks
However, Star Gate Atlantis,,, the guys that Joe and David play, boy, if they were on my team I'd kick thier *!

Joe's charactor (Major John Sheppard) pisses me off huge. I can not stand his smart ass 'tude nor his hat hair. Has anyone ever seen him wear a hat on the program? He has the same messed up hair he had when they left Earth.. Please. I'd like to kick his (his charactors) ass!
And that charator David plays (Dr McKay), what an ass. He's in a propetual cycle, "no one likes me", he's a Canadian (go figure) and pisses people off, "no one likes me", he is impersonal and pisses people off, "no one likes me"....
Get the picture?


Bill "loud mouth" O'Reilly,
is a very small, self-serving, un-informed, agitating, ignorant and money hungry fool who is wrong more than he is "almost" right!!
Why do you listen to him?

Sean Hannity is coming up on a disturbing 2nd place position in thes catagories


Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin (La'vin, unlike the MI "senator") and Laura Ingraham.... ROCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The others ( the likes of Sean and Bill ) are no more than selfserving loudmouth punks.


The "Blame America First"
crowd of the Left is trying to take ground at the Freedom Tower Memorial site in New York and put up a center of atrocities blaming white Americans for everything ever done..

Sign the petition to "Take Back the Memorial"
Президент Обама Болван

iGoogle
I've been messing around with Google, A Lot lately.
i've become a code contributor, webmaster, affiliate etc..
I realy like iGoogle. I have been having a lot of fun with it and the thousands (1,000's) of 'Gadgets'.
background: i've been teaching myself Russian [Русский] and/or Ukrainian [Украинский]. On the computer i'm using to write this, All the apps are in Russian, the port of Notepad++ i'm coding this with and the FireFox I'm using to view my edits are both in Russian along with my iGoogle, Gmail, YouTube and MySpace accounts.
No turning back now, i'm going to learn it! Next i will be writting a 'Gadget' for iGoogle. Let me know if you have any ideas.
ps, i wrote the simple site search on the uper right ... --> right there.. duhh.


*People I think are "..a JackAss":
Any ..JackAss Bureaucrat -
Get the FnCK out of my business!

The Presidency of the United States of America is reduced to an appearance on a hack, partisan late night talk show??
You've got to be kidding?
"..I was black before the election". What? I'm sick of this "black card" bullshit. That ..JackAss is as White as he is "black". Wasn't his Mother White and his father black? Let's see, I went to "public school", but I'm pretty sure that's 50/50, half and half. Only someone who wants to be the 'Victim' would "choose" to be 'black', don't you think. I liken it to your Mother being from a rich family and your father being a bum with your rich grandparents having reared you. To go and live in the ghetto (w/ granny's CC), by choice, just because you are "ashamed" of the privileged life you had growing up, is insane!

*New Application that Rocks:
Translation/Reference Applet Babylon 8.
This app ROCKs. I'm teaching myself Ukrainian (Russian) while translating RU/UA websites and this app Rocks! It is easy and accurate. The only thing I've noticed is that it slowed down (the time between Ctrl + left mouse click and the time it presents the translation, definitions and what ever else it finds) after I registered it from "free version". All in all this is very complete and usfull to me. I would recomend it to Anyone.
"The best and most useful app ever". Landis

Obama's a Jerk.
19.09.09
He talks to us (Americans) as if we were idiots. I am sure I know how to do much more than he is capable of. He is a one trick pony, riles people up and that's it. His modus operandi is to rile-up uneducated, poor mostly black people up (you know, community organize) against "whitey", the system ("the man"), business (you know they're taking advantage of you) and rich people (whitey). This is all fine (for him), in the ghettos of South Chicago, where the hate blurs the need to actual produce or prove what you say is so. But in the real world We Want To Know Every Little Detail, Ass.
He was not ready for the big time of Washington was he?!

..JackAss,
i mean, mr. presedent:

You want "equal" care for all, ah...
Let me ask you this...
My Mother, 60 something has worked since she was a teen. She has had a very good carer and has retired with excellent insurance. She's earned it.
Now..
God forbid she should get, lets say cancer and her insurance pays oh I don't know, a Million dollars in radiation treatments home care etc... Now she may live for many more years (hopefully with my sister.. lol), but....
Now we have a useless piece of shit welfare bitch that is, oh lets say fourth generation welfare and has, oh I don't know 4,5,6,7 or more welfare kids, all of whom we are paying for. Now does this garbage get the same Million dollar treatment and care my Mother got???
If so, does that mean that Everyone gets that same level of care????
If not, who gets it? First come first server??
It better be my Mother, Mother Fncker!!!
Why should my Mother get less than she has earned just so you can Redistribute the Wealth, ..JackAss?
We all have to Die of Something, SomeTime,
don't we.

November 04, 2006
New site up: theNicoleShow


*People i think are "..a JackAss":

These "people" are either the dumbest fncking people on the planet or just plain evil. I can not believe that they actually believe what they are saying is true! Worse yet is that there are actually a few Thousand people watching them that seem to believe them. I wonder how Fncking dumb they must be to one, watch them and 2 believe what is being thrown up on them..
Night after night????
Landis

президент самый большой дурак их все!

Anyone on MSLSD..
Not one of them are capable of telling what the truth is. They present, what little information they can squeeze in, in between their partisan crap to the point it can Not be recognized as even news. Two weeks after the fact, you are still baiting you "guests", trying to get them to agree with you that We, the American People are Racists, really? Racist, like we don't like people because their skin is a bit darker than mine or they are what, better looking maybe, how about richer or better educated,,, Nope that's you?
NO, a Good Person is a Good Person, regardless of color or race, Ass'.
Fnck Off!
Rachel MadCow a hateful femenist bitch, Ed Slutz clueless fncking ..JackAss and Kieth Ovaryman who's just plain clueless,
YOU LIE!  I, we can prove it! I can't believe anyone believes a word they utter.

email to mslsd. 18.09.09
Ed (cc: Rachel)
c/o:
MSNBC Management,
You have to be one of the dumbest fncks in the country, no world! Only to be surpassed by the idiots that listen to you. You want a hand full of people (top 1% of earners) to pay for everyone's healthcare so that "18,000 people", your number, who died without health care are covered.. (Everyone has to die of something, sometime.)
Are you kidding me... There is no way you can neither believe what you are saying or be this fncking stupid.. Keep your liberal 'progressive' hands off our money you queer. If you want to help the "18,000 people" than start a fund or charity to help Just them.. Leave the rest of us alone.
FOFF
Do you really think that a 4th generation welfare piece of crap should get the same Million dollar care for, let's say cancer as my 60 something mother who has worked her whole life.
You are a Fncking Lier and a Joke.
Spend your own f-ing money, fag.
The Only "compromise" you'd accept is the traditional one whereby Conservative and Christians stand by and let you assholes on the left do what you want..
No More!
LandisReed.

As of this week (Noverber 14, 2005) Microsncks Meida non-PlayER will not display the visual to .avi's or .wmv!
Microsncks! They can only be displayed in DiVx


Microsoft Media-don't-Play'er, sncks!
Media don't-Play is a joke.
The piece of Схит won't even play the video portion of an .avi file
(it's native format).

What Junk!!!!!!!!
Any Webmaster (site) that uses exclusively, MS is doing the audiance a great disservice!
USE RealPlayer!!

Microsnck's "Server" 2003

You're an Idiot if you use Microsncks® "Server 2003".
Server my ass. It can't do two things at once.
I currently have 2 dirves copying data form one to the other, yet with Microsncks being in the middle, simple copying form one drive to the other is taking Days!
Did I happen to mention that the server is off line and Not doing anthing else? Nothing, not even on the web. Junk!

Get Novell!

.NET snck's Huge!!!!!!!!!!
XML Crap. I want to "Touch" my program.

I had to install .NET Framework to run a program I was eval'ing and my whole world went to shit. I couldn't even start Adobe's PhotoShop CS. Well, that is not supprising, being that CS (all apps) are based on Microsnck's xml, .net platform which I've always known sncked!
Needless to say, they'er both GONE!

God, I wish I could afford to replace the $500,000.00 worth of MS crap I've bought. I'd be on Mac or Linux Full Time!


Only with Microsoft can you loose diskspace while "add(ing) and remove(ing) (a) program"!


Images: PNG vs. GIF

Have you noticed that IE messes up png's?
The W3C, years ago, made the png image The Standard image format (over gif), but Microsncks still cann't or more correctly, won't display them as "transparent backgrounds". This resaults in an Ugly image on you website when viewed in Internet Exploder......  Microsoft® sncks!


Minimizing Microsoft's®
influence over your desktop

Have you ever noticed how much memory anti-microsoft logoWindows® Explorer (Exploder) uses and how un-powerful it is?
Want something you can control and customize to your heart content?
Well, I've found a Great replacement for Explorer, born of Amiga roots.
This "file manager" replacement Rocks, it's customizable and it doesn't crash!

Please don't get me wrong Windows® NT was good and XP is fairly stable, but I would think that after all these years and the BILLIONS we've paid to MS (personally over $250,000 to MS and $500,000 on all software, of my own money), they (Microsoft) would actually work better than it does.


Just another observation:
Microsoft WMV's and Media"player"
Together they are a Virus delivery system.

They snck!


Microsnck's WMV and WMA are nothing more than a transport vessel for viruses, spyware, pop-ups, etc..
Have you ever noticed after ripping a video to avi or obtain one from a friend, even if it is encoded with DivX, that the video and audio are not in sync or the aspect ratio is off? Again that sncks. I've found that if you run the video (assuming you did not rip it) through somthing like EO Video you can regain a very nice proportional video with the v/a tracks in tack. Get and use DivX Player

Find out More...


Need More Than Explorer Offers
You say you don't like the limits of Explorer as you desktop "shell" or File Manager?

Well, boy (girl), you are in luck!
I've gone through just about every replacement shell, available today for you and have a recommendation!

Read More...


Microsoft® Removes Blue Screen of Death

see my 404 page
the "blue screen of death"


Microsoft Windows, MS* Office
You've got to have them, right?

No you don't!
Whether you are preparing a quote for your small / home business, sending a resume' or writting a paper for school, they say you "have to have" Microsoft Windows and your documents have "to be written in Microsoft Word" or Excel format, Right?

No Way! Not even close.
There are so many other ways to go.
Read More...


To Date, I have a whopping 6 8-20-24-30 45 hours into this whole site,
(as of 02.02.06),
All done via a simple text editor,

(html-kit  nowdays Notepad++ [utf8]
(no wysiwyg here))

Graphics, logos, text, css
are all hand coded!

Additonal Programs: CorelDraw and PhotoPaint most recently GiMp
CuteFTP, DOpus and a half dozen browsers.



Question:

What do you call a person that can speak 3 languages?
Right, Trilingual.

What about a person that can speak 2 languages?
Rigth again, bilingual

How about a person that speaks 1 language?
Nope,,
American.. LOL...Funny, but sad.

"The"
American education system sncks!

Microsoft is a Huge piece of Sh*t!!!!!


Sean Hannity is a selfserving, little girly man!

Things that should be on your IBM® PC:
Download Trial Version!
Join Rush Limbaugh Daily at noon
GP Software home of Dopus
Directory Opus:
MS Exploder Replacement
geoshell
MS Exploder Shell Repl.
HTML-kit Logo
Widows PHP(html) Editor
Quanta Plus Linux equivilent to HTML-Kit
Linux PHP(html) Editor
Notepad ++. A must if you work with both windows and Linux
windows utf-8 Editor
Get FoxFire / Mozilla
Visit W3Schools
Novell Netware, the better server
Suse Linux
ACD Systems
CorelDraw cheaper than Adobe
GIMP.org
GIMP.org
Samba Windows Network Browser
Apache Web Server alternative to MS IIS
Weather.org logo
LogMeIn logo
Forget GoToMyPc
Orchard Construction
Post Frame Buildings
American Resistance Foundation
ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION


Don't call me just because You can't deal with a Republican that Believes in President Bush, No matter What! We elected him, eh.
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